please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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