if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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