Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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