so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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