id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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