Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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