okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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