hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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