Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How does it feel to date your dad?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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