he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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