woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Mom said you looked used
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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