YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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