hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
