If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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