I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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