remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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