I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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