Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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