my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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