don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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