so explain again why im purple
no
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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