I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You're like the curious george of whores
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Alive.
So much puke
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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