i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
