did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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