what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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