I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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