I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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