So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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