its not stalking. its research.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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