Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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