Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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