Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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