I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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