Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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