Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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