It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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