It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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