it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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