But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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