: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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