I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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