HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize