Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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