spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
