I hate your face
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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