No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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