so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
