OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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