You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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