we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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