This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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