chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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