So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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